Bill Kieffer was born in Jersey City, NJ.
He never fully recovered.
A brain injury at an early age left him with some mild issues and just enough aphasia to be amusing at parties. He tries to be very open about these. He doesn't drink, having the bare minimum of inhibitions to begin with. He also tends to describe himself in negatives.
He's been happily married for over two decades to a woman who helped him to discover and accept his bisexuality. She also encourages him to keep on his meds. They both dabble in writing erotica. Neither strays and their relationship is only open in the sense that he tells her everything (they blame rumors to the contrary on his aphasia).
When he is not looking in the mirror, Bill Kieffer is actually a 6 foot tall gray anthropomorphic draft horse that types as Greyflank. He is a member of the Furry Writers Guild and has recently published short stories in several Furry anthologies put out by Fur Planet. Past writing credits include comic books like "Billy Joe Van Helsing: Red Neck Vampire Hunter" and "Great Morons in History, the Dan Quayle Bio." More recent publications include half a dozen short stories in anthologies from Fur Nation.